May 2013
*Wakes up in the middle of the night*
Me: Please don't be 6am
*1;48am*
Me: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME!
*Shoves face back into pillow*
hipster blogs: omg i would be so dead if my parents found my tumblr
me: i'm sure the photos you took at starbucks are extremely incriminating
itsgonnarian:
yo what the hell is this, how come i don’t get paid $21 an hour